when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
