if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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