Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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