how hairy? two words: wookie tits
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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