Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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