It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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