Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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