I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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