yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
