So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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