11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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