how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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