absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
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