great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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