kristin has been a bad kristin
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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