Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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