The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
sex in a hospital.. check
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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