Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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