Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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