I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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