Kareoke will never be a sober sport
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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