My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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