Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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