So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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