Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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