can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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