Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
