Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
All the doctor said was why
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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