god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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