Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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