So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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