the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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