People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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