I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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