you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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