Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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