oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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