I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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