what if every blade of grass was a penis?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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