There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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