i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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