so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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