The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Actions speak louder than pants.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
50% drunk capacity currently
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize