walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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