So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I've blown a few things in my day
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
May the power of my ass compel you!!
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Randomize
