I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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