is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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