I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
