U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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