Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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