Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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