We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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