Are we in a gay sports bar?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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