Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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